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Verb- The act; performed by a woman in which she wears nothing but an apron to make a grilled cheese and proceeds to rub the cheese bread on the surface of her hoo haa and serves the meal
Man 1: How are you and your girlfriend doing?
Man 2: Fuck that bitch she fed me a clam and cheese sandwich and I socked the shit outta her
It’s one of those sluts that is bigger than the town pump.
Man Tina is just a slut but Crystal she’s just a county clam Who has double her numbers in dicks taken!
When a girl Cum on a guys face
She climbed on top of my face and was clam dumping all over me
A euphemism for female on female sexual contact. Notably used in a Religious context to circumvent the use of "lesbian".
Those clam dabbling lesbians, like Portia de Rossi, are going to end up in the depths of hell.
To describe a girl masturbating
Becky last night was Searching the clam for a pearl
Hooking the clam is a coming of age sex gamepracticed in the working men's clubs of South Yorkshire, it involves around eight 'sturdy young men' and a couple of chubby barmaids, one of the barmaids strips off and is strapped speadeagle to the 'clam table' and is liberally coated from foot to chin in beef lard. The young men strip off and form an orderly queue in front of the second barmaid who is seated and begins to fellate the first in line to the brink of orgasm, he must then fully erect perform a belly slide along the greasy barmaid and attempt to 'hook the clam' by positioning his member inside the barmaids clam and ejaculating on call. A points system is applied to other places of ejaculation, the ankles one point, the knees or thighs two points and to hook the clam five points, if he should overshoot and hit the stomach or breasts foul is called. The winner is paraded around the local village and must take the barmaid on a paid night out.
Albert: "It's clam hooking time at the club tonight Jim"
Jim: "Aye if I was a betting man I'd say our young Mick is going to be hooking the clam"
To be extremely high on marijuana
I got so clammed at a party last night that I forgot my shoes in the pool.