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An ironic double entendre that a guy would say to a friend about a hot girl he sees. It jokingly suggests she needs to lose weight or have some cosmetic surgery, but it actually means he thinks she needs to be fucked. Loosely based on the porn theme of a male porn star dressed as a contractor showing up and offering his "services" to the female actress posing as a lonely housewife.
Dude, look at her, a total smokeshow. She looks lonely. I think she needs some work done.
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Damn, I have to go to work tommorow
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telling someone to fuck off that you work at this establishment.
This is the glenview house, fuck you i work here.
I'm the "Squirrel," fuck you I work here.
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to have your charm or charisma working at full capacity; ain't no stoppin' ya now, especially with reference to scoring with a chick. You can't say or do anything wrong; your charismatic appeal is at peak level.
Talking to the foxy trollop at the end of the bar and trying to get to home plate was like placing a stick of butter in a microwave! She melted, and was up my ass like a proctologist on Monday morning!!! I guess I had my mojo rising that night!
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homestar and the cheats new jam.
don't ask me why I said it, because I already forgot.
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When one refuses to complete the given task assigned to him/her by the authorative figure. Often in school.
Jordan: "I don't even wanna work..."
A.J.: "I don't know, what would I say?"
Brendan: "You're a titmouse."
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ur papi is gunna smesh 2 night.
Jimmy: dad can i play roblox with you?
Dad: no son, sorry but daddys gotta go to work.(hehxd)
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