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Team of 9 all-stars who specialize in all things; balls, whacking and getting lit
Jerseys are unstoppable, bro.
Jersey is a girl with a good sense of humor, has a great set of thighs and has a very dirty mind.
She comes off as mysterious with her RBF beauty but that’s why people are drawn to her gorgeous smile and laughter.
A girl name Jersey struts by..
Unlucky Guy to another Unlucky Guy :
“I just wanna touch her thighs...”
a weird girl that last name starts with bellini
jersey hallie bellini is weird
Jersey is really kind and beautiful.
No cap but a jersey is cuteeeeeeee
when someone poops on someone else's foot
Many people use a jersey jandal as an alternative to urine in order to cure jellyfish stings.
Taking a dump immediately after taking a shower.
Like getting your car cleaned, and immediately having a Jersey City bum throw a bag of shit on your car as you leave. Also, if a flock of birds drop shits on your car after it was washed.
After a nice long hot shower, I was livid when my stomach started rumbling and I knew I was about to have to take a Jersey City Carwash.
v. A bowel movement completed while visiting a toilet away from home.
The shine on Tad’s new apartment wore off quickly once Jerry white jerseyed upon their return from Taco Bell. His bathroom still reeked the next day.