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-is a look of a redheaded man (ginger male) that resembles the aura of the actual Jesus: Red beard, and long wavy hair. It is the cultural context that is accepted by the long haired ginger's.
"Hey man has anybody said this but you look like a ginger Jesus with all that ginger hair and that red beard man. Thanks for presenting us with you presence."
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1. The hole in Jesus' side or hand when used for sexual pleasure. See crucifuck.
2. Texas Governor Rick Perry's nickname for his Prison Wallet.
Rick Santorum was so horny he was obsessed with getting him some Jesus Hole (a crucifuck). Unfortunately, Jesus had been MIA for 2000 years and Santorum had to go off to the bathhouse for some pussy on a stick. Having left his Mormon Panty Liners at home he left with a Mormon Trail of santorum in his Mormon Underwear.
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A new meme that generated from 4chan's /m/ board by a user named "S" . It is used to describe the main protagonist of Gundam 00 Setsuna F. Seiei in a light similar to Kira Yamato Because of the GN Drive constantly preventing him from dying or getting hit and instead commiting epic rape against all other enemies.
It is also used to describe him only being good because of the GN Drive and utilizing "GN Voodoo"
"Setsuna is GN Jesus"
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Jesus ponies are a joke name for dinosaurs. Many creationists claim that dinosaurs are mentioned in the Bible and that they either existed a few thousand years ago and were wiped out by the flood or that they are still around in remote parts of the world unexplored by Westerners. Sara palin has said she believes in Jesus Ponies
Aww look at the dinosaurs...
Dude those are Jesus Ponies.
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An Emo boy that,while still be a whiney self concious Emo kid,acts like he's the best Emo boy that ever existed,and lectures other Emo kids on things like veganism and enviromentalism,in turn gaining ALOT of attention and respect in the Emo community.
My ex. boyfriend : "blah,blah,blah,vegans can't do this,blah blah blah,gay rights,blah,blah,the right way to make a vegan taco is blah,blah,blah..."
Me: "ZOMFG Damien your such an emo jesus,wanna makeout?"
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A slightly lanky, bearded man wearing robes and silly sandals that you keep nailed to two perpendicular planks of timber (forming a 'T' shape) in your backyard.
Cops: "Excuse me sir, who is that destitute man you have unlawfully restrained in your backyard??"
You: "oh dude, its just my own Personal Jesus"
Cops: "Sorry to have bothered you sir"
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A person, usually a Christian, who's obsessed with JC.
(Obviously they can't really hug the fella, but you're just gettin' this strong vibe from them that if they could, they would, oh they would..)
-"You wanna pop these beers early man?"
-"I can't bro, I gotta go to church with my family"
-"Damn, you don't want to be surrounded by tons of Jesus huggers for a whole hour. Let's get drunk and kill a hobo instead"
-"You're right! What was I thinking?!"
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