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When you get angry at the kid with a peanut allergy so you nut in their face
Damn maybe I shouldn’t have pulled a Jimmy Carter Blitzkrieg on Tommy, he’s in the hospital.
What you load 16 people in and head to a live tv demo show.
Reporter: "how'd you all get here?"
Man answers: " Two trucks and a Jimmy"
A witty and charming guy. A favorite in any crowd.
I want to be just like Capt'n Jimmy when I grow up
A short little shot who thinks he’s hard
Jimmy preece likes saying “that’s child abuse”
A man putting shit into a pussy and then fucking her making the shit over the phallus. The girl then proceeding to lick the shit off of the phallus
She was so dirty she ate it like a Jimmy Johnson
This is the ultimate gaslighting event. When you're telling gas lighting stories Beyond Preposterous ridiculousness. Gas lighting on steroids
My girl seem to believe me when I told her that I caught gonorrhea from my ayahuasca ceremony. That's the best Jimmy Bigon I've ever used