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When a girl with small boobs tries to give a boob job, but the penis ends up rubbing on her sternum in the middle of her chest.
Dude this girl I hooked up with last night totally tried to give me a boob job. But her tits were so small it was more like a sternum job. Felt like she was giving me indian burn on my junk dude.
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when a girl has a huge ass and you fuck between her cheeks
Tyra had such a fat ass, that Isaac just had to giver her a cheek job.
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When a girl begins to have sex with you while you are sleeping.
"Hey man, I brought this girl home from the bar and I didnt want to have sex with her so I just went to sleep. Then I woke up with her on top of me."
"You got REM jobbed."
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Job corps is a place of pain and suffering. They will tell you that the foods great, that the rules are not so bad and that it is a very clean and nice campus full of polite younge adults.The food sucks and constantly makes people puke,Its smelly dirty and whoever is in charge of janitorial services is on some good shit. The teacher are ass holes with a few exceptions. The ass holes like center director and their staff are cracking down on alll the students for no reason other than the fact that he cant get laid like most of the staff here. I JUST WISH THEY COULD GET A LIFE. You get write ups for every thing here including sticking up for yourself if a teacher is High school starts insulting you and you tell him that special place you will put your foot. So fuck Job Corps Unless you really need thhis dont go.This school is not so bad if you dont live here i wish i did not live here.So now i just have to say Job corp is a thorn in my side, a breaking of my spirit, a crushing of my souland a pain in my ass. So when you come here get ready to sign away all your constitutional rights so have a nice day and mabey you will get a lay.
-Job corps decided to bring a dog on center so smell out any drug holder which corrupted class time for the students who did not have any drug involvement. These actions are bullshit they needto realize no matter where you are there are idiots who do drugs.
-They dont let you where pajamas outside of the dorm because it is not "appropriate" WORK PLACE BEHAVIOR OR DRESS. tHAt IS PRETTY LAME SINCE
-If i leave campus with out permission mind you that i am 20 years old i get a write up and have too do chores for leaving without permission.
- student#1 "dID you here that anthony got terminated for yelling a staff member when the staff member was yelling at him first"......Student#2 "WHat thats the third person who got terminated this week for no real reason mabey this is hell?"
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Before ejaculation, while receiving any sort of stimulation, the male removes his erection and releases his fluids into his partners hair.
Christa's long hair made the shampoo job work nicely.
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Braille Job: (1) Giving digital or oral stimulation (fallaching) to a male counterpart who has such a small member that if you were blind it would be like reading the little bumps that compose the Braille alphabet.
This also works with:
(2) Giving digital or oral stimulation to a female's very, very small breasts.
"Ohh Molly Sue...that fine gentleman I took home last night was not packing much south of the border...I totally had to Braille Job him."
see also:
"Girl...Joaquin has the tiniest mangina I've ever seen...I totally had to Braille that shit up.
see also:
"Hey Henry! I was just with Aquanetta last night! I was rounding second base but I ran into a problem! Her milk sacks were so tiny I had to do a total braille job on them"
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The term for giving a gun a blow job. The purpose of this is mostly sadistic, the person holding the gun is arroused while watching the victim pleasure the object, also enjoying the fact they could blow the person's head off at any moment. Seen in Yaoi fanfiction/manga.
As Edward watched Jordan give that gun job he felt hot all over.
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