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Mary-Joe

A woman who combines strength with affection, sophistication with simplicity. Half woman half angel.

Hey Mary-Joe can u pass the ketchup.

by Aburour February 24, 2018

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Happy Joe

To tug one out in a public location.

"So, I saw a hot chick over in the booth across from us and I had to hit the bathroom and Happy Joe."

by Taidje Kahn February 20, 2010

8๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Joe Johnson

A large caliber revolver handgun. .357, .44 mag

My favorite pistols are nickel plated, snub nosed Joe Johnsons.

by Larroe January 10, 2012

14๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Joe Sakic

The single greatest hockey player to come out of Western Canada. He is the number 19, not Yzerman, Sakic. Burnaby Joe will be the Captain of the 2006 Men's Olympic Hockey Team. He shall lead them to another victory just as he did in '02. He has mvped the NHL, Playoff's, All-Star game, and the Olympics. No other player has done that, not even 99. Currently he stands at 13th overall in alltime NHL points. By the time his career is done, he will be in the top 5. He is the master of the snap-shot. He has zero windback on it so the goalie has no chance at all of seeing it.

"Their going to hold on and get a break, it's going to be a break, IT'S JOE SAKIC.....SCORES!!!!!!!! THAT MAKES IT 5-2 CANADA, SURELY THAT'S GOTTA BE IT!!!!!!" - Bob Cole

by Bergmo December 17, 2005

40๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


Billie Joe

The gorgeous, talented, hot, hilarious lead singer of Green Day. He doesn't give a damn what all you fags think of him. And by the way all you homophobic freaks, he is not gay otherwise he wouldn't be married TO A WOMAN. He also wouldn't have two kids, Jakob Danger and Joseph Marciano. He did state he was bisexual, which means you like guys and girls, but who cares, he is married to a woman. So you guys can go crawl back into your holes and keep listening to your William Hung and leave the whole world alone. Thank you very much.
If you paid attention Billie was wearing eyeliner back when they were doing Dookie. Don't believe me? Go watch the Longview music video. Whoever said he was a hypocrite had to have been under the influence of an illegal substance. And Good Lord, people, does it make you a sellout if you are liked by a massive amount of people? Does it make you a sellout if your songs are played on the radio a lot? Does it make you a sellout if you have been on MTV? No. Otherwise 75% of bands would be sellouts. And, for all you dumbfolk, in American Idiot they were just talking about how we pay too much attention to the media (probably true) and talking about Bush. You know, all you criticizing democrats gotta bash Bush but NOOOOOOOOO. When a band tries to do it, they're sellouts! You guys are morons.
Also, Billie is hot, but I hate hearing poser girls talk about how Billie Joe is THEIRS. He is married and loves his wife and children, and no matter what all you teenies care to think, you are not competition for Adrienne and he will not divorce her to marry or fuck you. He is also a great family man, awwwwww.
So if you are a teenie or Green Day critic, You suck. Shut the hell up.
P.S. I don't think Billie pays much attention to how he wears his hair. So shut up about that too.

Green Day critic: Billie Joe is gay because he wears eyeliner! He is a sellout and a hypocrite!
Teenie: No he's not! I hadn't even heard of Green Day before American Idiot, but who cares? Billie Joe is so hot! Someday I'm gonna see him, and then he's gonna leave his wife and marry me and fuck me. I can't wait!
Me: You both suck. Green Day critic, you are stupid and wrong about all of the above and Teenie, so are you. *Shoots Green Day critic and Teenie*
HAHAHAHAHA!!

by Someone, April 8, 2006

99๐Ÿ‘ 76๐Ÿ‘Ž


billie joe

the lead singer and guitarist of the band Green Day. He is a very talented singer and exceptionally good looking. Though i listen to the music for the MUSIC and not because of how hot the lead singer is.

Wannabe-punk: OMG!! billie joe from green day is soooo hot!! after i saw his pic i went out and bought his CD!!

Me: i listen to the music for the MUSIC.

Wannabe-punk: OMG! U totally suck!!

by EmosoundslikeElmo May 8, 2005

374๐Ÿ‘ 324๐Ÿ‘Ž


fat joe

Fat Joe, may be top 40, but he still keeps it real. He's used to write "crack" back in the 80's when graffiti was alive at its fullest. He killed cars and rolled with some of NYC's finest graff legends like Cope 2. He is a decent emcee, has a dope voice, and has message in lyrics. If you disagree with me check out my other def's, im no wack hiphop listener.

I would've never expected Fat Joe to write graff back in the 80's

by Hamydeez April 16, 2004

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