Skibidi Johnson is Quandale Dingle's father who abandoned him at a young age.
Skibidi Johnson finally came back to Quandale Dingle to goon with him.
A "Skibidi Johnson" is ones way of referring to their or another's penis in a more joking, or satire matter.
Person 1: "Teacher! He's touching my Skibidi Johnson"
Person 2: "No I am not!"
noun, plural Magic Johnsons
The often fantasised appendage of a muscular young male.
Jake: Bro, If i'd could name Nathan's junk; i'd call it his Magic Johnson.
When you and a partner have sexual intercourse but there is a hole in your Johnnie leading to having a baby.
I just Magic Johnsoned some chick I met in the club.
A magical johnson (slang for penis) that cures HIV and other sexually transmitted diseases. Also cures poverty by potentially granting women the chance to win 18 years of child support payments.
Nig 1: Yo nigga I heard Magic Johnson got clapped with HIV
Nig 2: Bet nigga he got dat magic johnson you feel me? He just rubs it a few times and biggie comes out and cures him of all diseases and sins.
Nig 1: Bet nigga! Ima see if I can get my hands on that shiiet. I got HIV and Ee-bolla!
A condom
“ hey before we fuck in the asshole lemme use a Johnson jacket
A person (usually with the last name Johnson) who takes at the very least 10 puffs on a joint before passing.
Don't be Mr Johnson
"Jheez, 10 puff Johnson, pass the zoot already"