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A way of saying "that's how it is" and "it is what it is." If someone says this to you, you should just accept it and move on because there is no changing the way the cookies crumble.
Person 1: I wanted pizza for supper D:
Person 2: Well thats just how the cookies crumble
Person 1: Okay, ill just accept it and move on.
What happens when you are whippin' like a chef (ouu)
Damn my nigga I just broke my wrist while cooking like a chef! Shiiit... I'm whippin' like Lil Pump
Went for an Obama and got a Biden.
I was in a hurry for the bathroom, went for an Obama and just got a Biden. (everyting liquid and soft, not a fat a solid thing)
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The get out of jail free card when your supervisor asks why you were late.
Said when you clearly slept in or more than one occasion but don't want to let anyone know there is a trend developing.
(Supervisor) "Jim! You're 20 minutes late for the start of your shift."
(Jim) "Yeah sorry, I was just talking to (Boss's Name), the CEO of the company."
(Supervisor) "Oh well in that case, no problems"
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Another way of saying, “I’m just playing.” or “I’m just kidding.”
Friend 1: Are you ready for the Chem test?
Friend 2: We have a Chem test!?!?
Friend 1: Nah, I’m just tickling your balls!
The very first tweet written on Twitter.
Kyle: Hey, do you know what the first tweet on Twitter was?
Chris: just setting up my twttr
Kyle: Okay.
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Kiwi (New Zealand) and Aussie (Australian) slang expressing frustration in an amusing way - as in for something that's really close but isn't quite there yet and would really annoy you because of it (is often used in Murphy's Law situations)
Sally: I only needed 1 more white shirt, but they've all sold out in my size!
Mary: Oh, "Wouldn't that just rip ya undies!"
Sally: Haha yeah - couldn't find any of them either!
Bob: I only needed 2% more to take the village over!
John: Oh! Wouldn't that just rip ya undies!
Bob: lol totally
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