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The opposite of "You right"
Person 1: dude I heard that January got cancelled from next year
Person 2: i left
Person 1: oh damn
A faction of the American political left that is so intensely focused on purity-testing and moral posturing that electoral success and movement-building are thrown out the window.
Hating AOC because she—one out of over four hundred representatives—has not yet enacted Medicare for All after two months in the majority is one of the hallmarks of a member of the aesthetic left.
Someone who is being a right cunt, but you left them standing on the corner with their genitals in their hands.
He was trying to be a right smart ass cunt, but only looked like a little bitch when he got left cunted with his dick in his hand.
Simular to the phrase "I dont give a rats ass" but for use in enviroments with under 3's. If you want to say "I dont give a rats ass" but happen to be in the crèche you can alternatively use "I dont give a rats left foot".
This phrase is also good around people that would willingly class themselves as snowflakes, assholes or English language Nazi's.
I dont give a rats left foot about all the times the process works, I only care about times the process does not work.
When one of the homies are rockin' a bit of a chub, but they don't wanna be too public about it. Can also be used if a guy sees something he likes in a sexual way.
Hey guys. *taps shoulder* *winks*
Hey, Matius! Look over there. Left shoulder moment, am I right?!
means that you would rather drive into oncoming traffic then to do something
ugly person : wanna kiss??
me : i'd rather drive on the left side of the road 🙄