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When a man shoves a pineapple in his ass and runs in the 100 meter dash.
The lone white guy in the 100 meter sprint gave himself some good luck by using a Jamacian Light Bulb. But of course, he finished in dead last even with a headstart.
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An area outside Seattle Known to have the most humongous and belligerent Dance parties. Known for there wild theme parties.
Let's get over to the Blue Light District for a Phat party
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When someone goes into the red light district of Amsterdam and pays for a transsexual instead of a female prostitute. Transvestites have blue lights as opposed to red lights over their windows, hence the name blue light special.
Taylor -"Hey Brad how was last night in Amsterdam?"
Brad-"It sucked, I payed for a hooker and she had a dick."
Taylor- "Man you got the old blue light special you dirty sailor."
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to be slightly homosexual,but not fully. if someone seems to be gay,but really isnt.
when you hugged that guy you seemed to be light on your loafers
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Fucking a girl in the vagina when you know that she is on her period. Usually not a good idea. When in this situation, simply go home and start shaking hands with dr. Jolly
Yesterday things got heated and she told me she was on her period but, I just went running the red light anyway. Man I shoulda just went home and shook hands with dr. Jolly
shaking hands with dr. Jolly
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cigarettes smoked by girly girls. their boyfriends will say that they only bum a marlboro menthol light when they are out of newports or parliaments but we alll know that their too pussy to smoke a newport 100s...
these cigarettes also suck becasue their white on both ends and when your really drunk you light the filter on accident.
hey baby, you got a marlboro menthol light? im all out.
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A term used for when a guy goes down south on a girl while she is on her menstrual cycle
Hey my friend is in town but you can give me the red light special
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