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Thou ugly human being. Thou human has a big ass nose and is hairier than big foot. The gaywad has a humorousness nose and smells little kids with it. He runs at little kids with chocolate hands. He is a annoying skinny gaywad. He is decent at thou clash royale. thou gaywad has an Android which makes thou human even more gay than gay could be. Thou man is skinnier than chicken little's little cock.
You are very gay. You must be a Michael Uccello.
A male who is very concieded! He likes to look at himself alot in mirrors! shaves his armpits and eye brows. Also shits on the back of toilet seats and lickes it off
did you see that guy with no armpit hair?? ..hes a Michael Felix.
A short legged white american swimmer and Olympic gold medalist.
Standing at 6'4 inches with 32 inch legs, Michael Phelps is the fastest white swimmer in the world with 18 Olympic medals under his belt.
Guy: Wow is that a fish?
Guy2: No, that's Michael Phelps!
A man who loves exploding everywhere if you get my drift. Women bow down at the sight of Michael Bæ and do many things on rooftops.
Bow down to me and suck the D. You know you wanna stay when you see Michael Bæ
An expensive and high-quality strain of marijuana; exclusively sold for recreation purposes in Colorado.
Damn, bro, that Michael Sheen got me high AF!
the king of pop. He is also a member of the rock and roll hall of fame.
michael jackson is the king of pop, he is your favorite singers favorite singer.
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A director who happens to be hated by man douchebags out there.
All of you who hate him can go back to eating chips off of your chest and jacking off. He doesn't give two fucks about what you dip shits say. Sorry, but George Bush is a fag who couldn't lead his way out of a fucking paper bag.
kid #1: Jeez man, Michael Moore is such a fat ass!
kid #2: Uh, so?
kid #1: Well, I don't agree with his opinions so I'm gonna call him fat and gay because I'm cool and talk really tough on the keyboard. But, I can't fight for shit in real life and have no balls whatsoever. FUCK THE HATERS MAN!
kid #2: But, you're fat.
kid #1: Huh?
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