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sock muffin

a tall lanky kid with asburgus

look at the "sock muffin"

by jake and cassssie July 13, 2008

7๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Muffin Top

When a man with a stretchy scrotum pulls it over his entire genetalia making a fleshy mound that resembles a muffin top (with hair).

Last night Jack did a muffin top in front of all the girls at the party and none of them talked to him for the rest of the night.

by Jay Gall February 14, 2006

39๐Ÿ‘ 93๐Ÿ‘Ž


love muffin

a totally hot guy a year younger than you, and i mean HOT!

thomas is my love muffin!

by guess who?? February 15, 2004

33๐Ÿ‘ 77๐Ÿ‘Ž


cunt muffin

Quite simply, a muffin made of muff.

Andrew: "You're such a cunt muffin."
Cool Guy: "No Andrew, I am not, in fact, a muffin made of muff!"

by cool_guy November 15, 2012

6๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Denver Muffin

When one takes a crap on His/Her sexual partner during intercourse.

Dude, I totally gave that bitch a Denver Muffin.

by Vintersorg February 14, 2005

10๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


stink muffin

an extremely stanky vagina; caused by cheesedoodling.

Melissa has a fuckin stink muffin.

by dickmeister September 30, 2007

11๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


Muffin Button

A candy or other object embedded at the top of a muffin.

The blue m&m muffin button was a nice touch.

by frugal-guy October 24, 2013

10๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž