a tall lanky kid with asburgus
look at the "sock muffin"
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When a man with a stretchy scrotum pulls it over his entire genetalia making a fleshy mound that resembles a muffin top (with hair).
Last night Jack did a muffin top in front of all the girls at the party and none of them talked to him for the rest of the night.
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a totally hot guy a year younger than you, and i mean HOT!
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Quite simply, a muffin made of muff.
Andrew: "You're such a cunt muffin."
Cool Guy: "No Andrew, I am not, in fact, a muffin made of muff!"
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When one takes a crap on His/Her sexual partner during intercourse.
Dude, I totally gave that bitch a Denver Muffin.
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an extremely stanky vagina; caused by cheesedoodling.
Melissa has a fuckin stink muffin.
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A candy or other object embedded at the top of a muffin.
The blue m&m muffin button was a nice touch.
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