bum cakes

-An expression of great flattery

-A very appealing badonkadonk

-The act of anal romance

1) Jared: "BUM CAKES!"

2) Erin: "Wow, talk about bum cakes!"

3) Kels: "How were the bum cakes?"
Erin: "A little tough...but sweet!"

bum cloud

To expel intestinal gas through the anus; break wind. (www.dictionary.com)

pwoooh man... did you let out a bum cloud?

bum malteasers

those little lumps of poo that come out in groups of 6,000,000 when you've eaten too much fibre. usually hard. always float. also known as phantom poo due to the lack of left overs they leave on your bum.

"omg. that rice gave me total bum malteasers"

bum raisan

A little poo that looks like a raisan which is wrinkly,small and looks like rat crap.

One day i got up from the toilet and looked down to be astonished at the sight of my bum raisan.

bum raf

pole up the arse

can be any type of pole e.g meat pole in the batty hole

bum muffin

1)term used to describe someone as their own muffin-like turd
2)another word for shit

"get lost bum muffin!"

bum belly

when your belly sticks farther out then your ass.

Boy1: DAMN...that girl got a bum belly.
Boy2:I know breeh...she look pregnant.