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A condition that occurs when the testicles feel (to the owner) as though they weigh several times there normal weight due to producing too much sperm and not getting to use it.
He had been gagging for sex for days but tonight she just wanted to cuddle. Tomorrow he was going to suffer with Lovers Nuts.
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the place for the crazy people. an asylum.
joe shmo was so loony, they put him in the nut house, where he made some new loony friends.
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A type of basketball short worn until the mid 80's, characterized by their tight form fittin properties in the testicle area.
Those "nut huggers" are so tight his feet are turning blue.
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Lance armstrong had testicular cancer and lost one of his nuts. now his friends call him one nut
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when some one kicks or knees a guy in the groin, between his legs...in the goods..or grapes..its the weak spot on a guy..its something women have done to guys since the dawn of human life.. in the book the history of sex it talks about how the Jewish women were so well know for going for those balls that they got the women in the other countries doing it..even today in some places its a practiced ritual where one day a yr they will get the men and teen boys together and the girls and women will spend some quality time working on there nuts..i can't remember where it was..i want to say middle east but it might be in Africa..when i was in high school we had woman professor from a college come in and talk to us about this..she goes ever yr and had video of it ..it was wild..girls 7 and up were out there kicking guys and teens in the balls as they were being held..basically the guys got worked on and then left till they recovered then they get worked on again..she said she wished they did that here in the states..i'm sure there a lot of women and girls who would agree
man being held legs spread while some one kicks his nuts over and over again. there u have kicked in the nuts
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suck it up, just do it, who cares
Dan, Jay and Jeff came out of the corsey and saw some hot girls. Dan and Jay said "hi!!!111oneone" and Jeff said "nut-up!" The girls drove by and flipped us off.
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when a guy whipes his ass from back to front
Ralph is shit-nuts
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