milk sock

Douse an old sock in milk. Toss the sock under an enemy's couch and sooner or later it will stank up their house.

To be used for a prank.

Tommy is such a prick, I'm gonna get him with a milk sock.

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milk stain

The stain of milk left at the bottom of a glass after a very delicious glass of semi-skimmed milk.

It appears you have a milk stain.

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MIlk Samosa

Indian Nick for boobies, bazongas, titties

Shez got some huge milk samosas !!

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milking the bunny

v.
1)To pass the time in a lazy and careless fashion void of purpose and usefulness.
1a)A state of being that often follows THC ingestion and/or a Percandabeer.
2)Milking a Rabbit whose fertility and litter size are lower as a result of lactation and the animals natural biological response.

Syns. Rubbing the spermicidal biscuit. Circumnavigating the mushroom cap globe.

Near Syns. Helping a blind man navigate traffic, Forgetting to lock the gun safe during your sons 12th Birthday Party at the house.

Ant. Getting behind the wheel after eating some Xanax and having a few beers to get White Castle.

A) If I didn't spend all day milking the bunny maybe she'd finally date me and drop the restraining order.

B) Work is not about productivity but rather milking the bunny in disguise.

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milk thick

This is a story of how Brendan ure fucus a man called Ryan and uses a butt plug and it is fantastic fiction

Immy loves milk thick

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the milk fic

the milk fic is a story that tells the tale of Ryan ross and Brendon Urie preforming an act of bdsm to do with the beverage milk. its a sexual story and a very enjoyable read...
Ryan was kneeling in the bathtub.

"I haven't been able to stop thinking of the milk fic ever since I read it, it was such a delight!"

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milking the cobra

The female art of urinating while standing or in a semi-standing position. This is usually accomplished by a female utilizing two fingers to position her labias in a manner that unimpedes the flow of urine from her urethra.

Jane was walking home drunk from the club with Jack and needed to piss. With nowhere viable to go, she decided to milk the cobra right there in the alley.

"milking the cobra"

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