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A form of wanking in which 2 lovers use each other's shit in each of their holes to gain orgasmic pleasure.
Girl i wanna have a shit wank with you
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When a boy ditches all of his friends all of the time to hang around with some girl to get memories for his wank bank.
"Awww look Jonny's wank bankin again"
"Ano never leaves her alone"
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A sexual position in which the woman does a handstand. The man then sticks his magical balls into her vagina (Literally sticks em in) and she jerks him off (or if she's lazy, he can jerk himself off). This is repeated until the man cums and then he sits down hard, thus slamming the bitch's head against the floor.
Sally: Oh my god, Cindy, what happened to your head?
Cindy: Bob wank tanked me last night.
Sally: Oh shit, pwned nigga!
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An oddly shaped spoon, usually used for masturbating.
"Oh god, I've got morning wood. Better get out the old wank spoon," muttered Jimmy.
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A term used for a low-class female sociopath who enjoys the art of male genital pleasure. They can be often heard bitching about how everything around them is unfair and how hard it is for them despite no one else giving a shit.
shut-up, you stupid wank-pheasant!
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1. Wanking so often and violently that you are in danger of damaging your member.
2. Beating the meat so hard that it starts to come off.
3. Treating your dick like an amusement park
Ox realised he was having a danger wank after the doctor told him he didn't have an STD but that he just needed to leave it alone for a day or two
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A tactical wank is one where you manage to slip away in an awkward or boring situation to masturbate in a quick time frame and manage to get back without anyone noticing that you had gone away. Further more people must not have knowledge of what has just taken place. A more informal slang term for this is "tac wank"
Example 1.
*R slips back hoping no one has notices his absence*
"Dude, we know that look, you have just been for a tactical wank haven't you."
Example 2.
"Where have you been son, we were having an important dinner discussion about poor university grades?"
*cough* No where, I just needed a minute."
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