What your ancestors used in sacred rituals protecting different holes of the human body which is now extinct due to the SARS2.0 global outbreak.
Son, there once was a time when humans really got their heads up their asses, buying & stocking toilet paper as if it was the cure or as if a virus was about to attack their assholes and food & water were very low down the list of survival items.
The most valuable thing in the world during the Coronavirus
"Karen took all of the Toilet Paper at the store."
in this corona pandemic, it is nowhere to be seen
WHERE IS ALL THE TOILET PAPER!?!?!?
"because when you get coronavirus, you suddenly crave toilet paper"
The thing Aussies need most during the Coronavirus COVID-19 outbreak.
A piece of cloth-like paper with mostly 100-500 pieces of paper to wipe your booty and your ¥
I used toilet paper to wipe me booty hole
An essential resource, now gone scarce due to the COVID-19 lockdown. This holy material, brought to us from above, aids some in helping clean one's shit lined ass hole. Another use for this Walmart product, is helping a man clean the pew-pews of jizz off the toilet seat.
Oe hail naw, we ran out of Toilet Paper.
An intriguing eduacted female who's head game is so perfect she should be paid for it, but is way to amazing and "Klassi" to be disrespected, because she does it for fun and not a paycheck.
"DUDE that chic is a Total prostitute!! Look at her outfit!"
"NAH she ain't....but she is a total paper hoe....believe me I know!"