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Pocket Season

A period of time in schools that require a dress code of dress shirts year-round (and sweaters from October to May.) When the sweaters are no longer required and students don't need to have them on for the rest of the year, pockets are newly exposed. It becomes a contest of who can rip off the most shirt pockets, usually from underclassmen, with the goal being to make a shirt out of just the pockets. It lasts anywhere from a week to two weeks.

Dude #1: Hey look over there!

<Rips pocket off of Dude #2>

Dude #2: ...

Dude #1: Its pocket season, bitch!

by Shake May 1, 2006

3๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Magic Pocket

Hole in white underwear you put your penis through. Mothers who make the mistake about telling their young sons about how to go pee will tell them to use the hole. They realize there mistake when the pre-school teacher tells them about how there son wanted to show them how he uses his magic pocket.

Your son wanted to show me his "magic pocket"

by JrodTwodolla November 23, 2010

3๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


chinamans pocket

A droopy clitoris, resembling an ancient chinese dress, where the sleeves would hang down to compensate for the loss of a pocket.

"i would like to put my fan in your chinamans pocket"

by alex mctach April 12, 2006

7๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


condom pocket

Usually a male who is expecting to get laid in certain situations, therefore he puts a condom in his pocket because the girl he is with gives him the impression that she may be easy.

"Joe turlo was such a condom pocket at that show last night"

"We were hanging out one night and I went to go touch his leg and I felt a condom in his pocket"

by taylor bogner March 27, 2008

16๐Ÿ‘ 41๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pocket Pool

Playing pool in your of commonly referd to as Jakin Off in plain terms Masturbating while having your hands in your pocket ejakulating in public place.To add on this also can be added on by saying a type of ball used for sport that is very well known for being small. ex.golfballz

Dat gay ass nigga wuz playin pocket pool in the theater.
or
Dis nigga was playin pocket pool wit dem tiny ass golfballz

by Chad Johnson March 6, 2006

33๐Ÿ‘ 98๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pocket Veto

v. : to ignore a Facebook invitation to an unfavorable or undesired event, until the event has passed, rendering the invitation moot; esp. an event happening shortly after the invitation was sent.

1.
"I really didn't want to go to Megan's Party, so I pocket-veto'd the invitation."

2.
Guy A: "WTF? I was hoping Lauren would show up to this. Last time I checked the event page she hadn't responded yet..."

Guy B: "Sounds like you got pocket veto'd you."

Alternately:
Guy B: "Sounds like she gave you a pocket veto."

by iscratchmymind August 1, 2010

6๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


pocket rocket

a small uncircumsized penis wiht alot of foreskin

dude steve L. showed me his pocket rocket! it was so tiny...

by ur dearest friend December 4, 2004

17๐Ÿ‘ 48๐Ÿ‘Ž