When a person with braces goes down on another woman, a third person kicks the woman with braces in the back of the head thus shredding the womans genitals and causing bleeding. Then the kicker uses the blood to lubrcate the asshole of the bleeding woman for anal sex.
Tina: Why is Jamie walking so wierd?
Jack: Me and Jennifer gave her the double lip rip last night.
The feeling of getting your knees caught in ripped jeans while not wearing ripped jeans. Usually occurs after wearing ripped jeans for a prolonged period of time.
man i hate phantom ripped jeans syndrome
When more than 3 people purposely trap their genitals in a vehicle door.
"both of us ended up with our bollocks and todgers trapped, it was a proper Rip Van Winkle Festival!"
When you and the boys smoke a shit ton of weed with a shit ton of people
Where one person (Person 1) puts they’re anuses around the bottom end of a vape pen, and another person (Person 2) puts they’re mouth around the other end of the pen. Person 1 then proceeds to rip fat ass through the vape causing it to start vaping. Person 2 then proceeds to inhale the vape.
Brad: Yo dude, you ever heard of a Burnt Rip?
Chad: Yeah brah, its like our generations butt chug.
The most devious, diabolical, smelly, gross bong rip to ever enter a human beings lungs.
“Woah Johan just hit a Shlong Rip, what a gross guy”
Verb - To sleep for a inappropriate, borderline self-destructive, length of time; to pull a Rip Van Winkle
"Hey Bro, how was your weekend?"
"Not great, I ate a sus banana on Friday and was Rip Van Winklin' until Monday."
"fuckin' sus bananas bro."