He's nice, funny and really and I mean really fucking tall
Why the hell is Robert so Tall
A sweet slippery guy. He'll be the butter to your bread. Meaning his slippery dick will slide right into your soft bready hole. Robert is the kinda guy to have a threesome with your mom and sister just cuz he's so cool. Robert is also sexualy fluid so he'll get in whenever and with whoever. That includes youre dad, brother, pet dog and cousins. Robert loves everyone and everyone loves Robert. <3
Person 1: Robert totaly slid into my mom last night
Person 2: That happened to me to
Robert is the most gayest person you’ll ever meet in your life.
Gay definition: Robert
plural of bobs. ect; boobies, bazoingas, bahoobas, boobahs, tig ole biddies
Is a tall lad with a lengthy neck.
Roberts neck looks extra good today
Its the most clever guy in the entire universe.
He is like God v.2, but a little bit better.
Oh i wish i was like Robert.