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a man getting off by screwing a gurl in tits in a very gay/awkward place.
"Jordan, I cant believe ya just did the russian 78 with that chick on the band director's desk."
"NO WAY! Joey just got the russian 78 did to him in the back of a church bathroom."
when a man is taking a shit and his lady comes and sits on his lap straddling him and facing him. she takes a shit also and they proceed to have sex at the same time....
the russian lap dance is the only way to take a shit.
The sexual act of a woman pouring vodka in or on a man's asshole then proceeding to lick it out while getting the man drunk in the process.
I can't believe Kevin made out with her right after she gave him a Russian Magic Trick!
The act of a male defecating on a woman's stomach while jacking off. As he gets ready to cum, he cums on top of the recently dropped loaf, thus creating a Russian Meatloaf Surprise.
Hey girl! you been real good to dis nigga. So feast your body upon my gift to you. A "Russian Meatloaf Surprise".
1. Actual meat hooks from Russia
2. Large honkers on a thiccccc Russian Woman
1. Hey we should order RUSSIAN MEAT HOOKS for our butcher shop
2. You Nikki you got nice RUSSIAN MEAT HOOKS
The act of speaking like a Russian monkey, usually used in sexual role play and kidnappings
Boy 1- Hey, my girlfriend just agreed to Russian monkey fucking tonight!
Boy 2- lol my mom and I do Russian monkey fucking every night, you absolute fool!
Boy 1- Got damn
Russian Passion Flakie
The act of giving rubbing ones pubic hair and scratching their dandruff out of their hair
Hayley gave me a hard Russian passion flakie last night and I'm still all red