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Means "little king" in Irish.
He's a boy who you can't miss. A Ryan Ji is a asshole and pervy, but also a treasure. He's usually very smart and funny. He's an ass when he's concentrated or annoyed, but in the end you'll love him. A Ryan Ji has great humor. He's adorable when he wants attention from a girl he likes.
If ur reading this, (u prob won't know me, but) I like you:)💕
Girl 1- shoot. I just missed my chance with a Ryan Ji
Girl 2- Ooo.. Ryan Ji is a once in a life time chance..
He’s half white half hispanic. I’m pretty sure you can tell that there’s that mixed ethnicity with his last name being “Ramirez “. He resides in small town carthage . Out here flexin with that dad body (inserts blood sign) . He’s an ole son toke god , no need for further information.
Person one : hey you know that white hispanic?
Person two: oh yeah rizzle?
Ryan ramirez : white beans
gender envy !!
you may know him from mother mother
me: babe look Ryan guldemond is so handsome!
my fictional gf: yes omg he’s so hot
The hottest person ever
You may know him from the band Mother Mother
Dayum Ryan Guldemond is really hot
He is an amazing content creator on tiktok, he makes different sorts of videos. Like pranks, challenges and interview!
Ryan Zaidi is a content creator
A fully grown man with a diagnosis of chronic explosive diarrhea as well as toe fungus between his nasal cavities and two three-sided thumbs. He may also have an incurable Fortnite addiction.
That man looks like a Bigfoot Ryan, the traction that those three-sided thumbs give him is exquisite. He also blows up public restrooms on a regular basis.
The pattern of symptoms revolving around a complete and utter failure with all members of the opposite sex.
These symptoms usually include, but are not limited to:
Never getting sex,
All plans with the opposite sex fall through 99% of the time at the absolute last minute to make you feel even shittier,
Any relationship you may think you're in only lasting a maximum of two weeks,
Your partner leaving you after only a short amount of time for another person,
The new person you just went on a date with having had a guy over the night before your date,
The only people that want you live over 12 hours away,
Going out of your way to see someone who is a special person to you only to be broken up with after going through all the trouble, and
Having the previous thing happen multiple times with multiple people.
Basically having a case of Murphy's Law of the opposite sex.
How'd it go with ole girl last night? - guy2
Her sister went into labor last night so she canceled before she even met me at the theater - Ryan
Ryan Syndrome? - guy2
Ryan Syndrome - Ryan
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