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To have someone shower you idhafc 😂😂😂😂
Oh please can you shower me Sullivan
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A concert, with the echo sound effects and the smoke machine, but without the fans. Or talent.
I was singing in the shower the other day, brought the house down
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The act of urinating into a fan instead of taking an actual shower. Usually done in response to a Polish Bikeride.
Damn yo! Doc takes too many Polish showers and not enough real ones.
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The act of female ejaculating on another person, usually for sexual gratification, or as a way of humiliation.
Holly surprised me with a bridal shower, in a room full of people, and I almost drowned.
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To return to the lavatory and re-wipe your anus.
"To go wipe your butt again."
"You smell like ass, go take a polish shower."
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also known as a "public fountain" to civilized people. Stupid hobos undress and bathe in them in the dead of night (although by the looks of it, most hobos never shower at all).
Little child: Mommy can i throw a penny into the fountain??
Mother: Ok honey, just watch out for that naked hobo standing in the middle, he thinks this is a damn hobo shower.
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an expression for when someone has a turning point in their career which allows them new access to levels of ability such as parking in the handicapped spots even without the handicapped sticker.
"Did you hear about the mayor giving Bryan Cranston the master key to all the private swimming pools in the city?"
"Yeah I did! He deserves it too, especially after he saved that poor midget from drowning in the deep end!"
"Oh man, I wish I had access to all the pools in the city. It's like the ultimate power shower."
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