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Used to describe a situation when a person is fighting a smaller and less aggressive enemy but got knocked the fuck out because he doesn't know how to avoid a blatantly telegraphed kick or hit.
Johnny just got his KTFO. He was knocked out by some scrawny kid sticking his foot in the air and he just ran right into it. He caught the Daniel Laruso special.
The brothers gotta learn how to duck.
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Chris went to Planet Pizza and ordered a Jeff Sokol Special.
I wanted to make the usual Jeff Sokol special at home but my vegan date was coming over, so I used vegan pepperoni and vegan cheese instead.
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The Jiggly cock special takes place during sexual intercourse. The male forces his partners mouth open and pees in it. He then turns around and uses her mouth as a toilet and proceeds to take a shit inside of her mouth. Once his bowels are empty, he turns around and with his jiggly cock, he begins to stir and mix the concoction. Once the lumps are stirred efficiently, the male walks as far away from the bed as possible and with a running start, jumps inside of his partners vagina with his cock jiggling egregiously midair whilst screaming “AWWW GRANDMAAA!”
My breath still tastes like shit from when sean performed a jiggly cock special on me.
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A human being who is so inept that their intelligence is below that of not just a donkey, but a donkey with special needs.
Can be shortened to "SND".
"Did you hear that question Special Needs Donkey just asked me? How does he even dress himself in the morning?"
"My boss is such an SND; I can't believe he got me to help him dial the phone."
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1. (noun) A two week diet -centered primarily around Special K products- created by the Kellogg NA Company. Often the target of misguided speculation by psycho hosebeasts.
2. (noun) Any problem you have when dealing with a person with the nickname "Special K."
3. (noun) Taking three hits of Ketamine then walking to a door, opening it and saying your full name wholly and completely.
1. A few idiots boycotted all Kelloggs products after that 'blogger misrepresented the terms of the Special K Challenge.
2. My Special K Challenge is trying to act like I'm interested when he tells me who is, and who is not, Jewish.
3. Christine was doing fine in the Special K Challenge until she decided the doorknob she was turning was actually a donut and tried to eat it.
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A large cheese pizza that you plan on consuming entirely by yourself.
"My bitch is out for the night, so I snagged a 12 pack and a home alone special."
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A cock infection that makes your dick look like it's been dipped in special fried rice.
The male version of bluewaffle disease.
"So I went down on him and his wang was covered in special fried rice"
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