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Very big. Huge in fact. He has large hands and feet and ears, he constantly jokes about how big his penis is and you've seen the bulge. Somehow, you still didn't believe it.
Allow me to wash your fears away: Ben has a big dick. If that doesn't turn you on, I don't know what will.
"How would you know Ben's dick size?"
"Wouldn't you like to know? ;)"
Ben:"Yeah, my hands and feet are huge... You know what that means..."
Friend:"Yes Ben we get it, you think you have a big dick."
Me:"Ben does have a big dick."
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While engaged in a sexual act, cut off the top of your girlfriends hair so she has a Ben Franklin-like haircut. Then Ejaculate on the baldspot u just made and put the hair back on. You my friend, have just done the only Ben Frnaklin
Shirley: Hey, Jerry Ben Franklind me last night
Bill: Oh my god, Gross!
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"Ben Shapiro destroy leftist with logic and facts"
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This is a term commonly used to describe one of those fans of Star Wars who has absolutely no grip on reality.
This may or may not be because of Star Wars. Other influences may include drugs, upbringing, and general stupidity.
You can spot a Ben Skywalker by how they argue.
If arguments tend to devolve into something like this:
"I think you are wrong because your opinion is unfounded and completely lacks evidence!"
"May the force be with you!"
You are probably arguing with a Ben Skywalker.
Ben Skywalkers tend to have little or no common sense, and are unwelcome just about wherever they go.
Other than being obnoxious fanboys, they are extremely opinionated, and love to start pointless arguments about the molecular components of the Millennium Falcon's warp drive.
They constantly complain about nobody responding to their e-mails or Private Messages, are just LOOKING for perma-bans at any intellectual forum, and are a general nuisance.
If you see a Ben Skywalker, prepare to either run or suffer a massive IQ drop.
BEN SKYWALKER: "Do people who work at Game Informer get to play Xbox Live?"
PERSON: "A question that stupid could only be asked by a Ben Skywalker."
PERSON: "You're an idiot."
BEN SKYWALKER: "The force is not strong with you."
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A person who is or behaves like Ben Carson. He usually appears to be high or drunk and is extremely under the influence of stupidity. A Ben Carson also changes his story but lies about it all.
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A person who ruined their reputation by running for public office. Everyone realized that they were a joke.
Example 1:
Person 1: I got accepted into Yale!
Person 2: Yeah right.
Person 1: No, I'm serious. I also got an invitation to West Point and a congratulations letter from Barack Obama.
Person 2: Sure, Ben Carson.
Example 2:
Person 1: I'm running for President!
Person 2: Cool, let's hear your ideas.
Person 1: Know Donald Trump? Well basically all of his ideas.
Person 2: Wait... so why should I vote for you?
Person 1: I'm black, got accepted into West Point, am ghetto, threw a hammer at my mom and stabbed someone, I swear!
Republican: YES! I'M VOTING FOR YOU! FINALLY WE HAVE A BLACK PERSO- I MEAN A GOOD PRESIDENT.
Person 2: You're such a Ben Carson.
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a guy who can turn Philadelphia's culture around. A guy, who along with Joel Embiid, has the highest respect for everyone in Philly. The Next LeBron James. And my favorite player. #HinkieDiedForOurSins
Ben Simmons is the man, he is like LeBron James.
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A conservative. Who constantly destroys liberal snowflakes in debates. He also denounces racism and white supremacy and happens to be a jew. So to you, liberal biased snowflakes beware of Ben Shapiro the Liberal Snowflake Destroyer.
John: Ben Shapiro debate me.
Ben: You better run you liberal snowflake.
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