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two-day-boyfriend

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The man you fuck, enjoy getting to know, engage in a fun activity with, get to know the best side of and let him see the best side of you, all without investing any feelings in each other as you both know that in just a few short days you will never see each other again.

Friend 1: "We had a great time and he was a great person. I really enjoyed my time with him."
Friend 2: "Do you miss him?"
Friend 1: "Nah, he was only a two-day-boyfriend"

by Olivia Moore June 8, 2017


my uncultured boyfriend

my boyfriend doers not know who Dove Cameron is.
we are not alike.
Perish.

person 1: hey! Dove Cameron in Descendants.. am I right ?? :D
my uncultured boyfriend: ... who's that slag?
person 2: *shhakes head in dibelief* so uncultured :(

by coolswag&delicious April 22, 2021


robo boyfriend

A simp who lives to serve his hoe, fulfills her every want and whim, does everything perfectly, is immune to typical boyfriend error.

Will enthusiastically bend over the bed and take the peg to please his woman without her even asking.

Ethan is not a robo boyfriend and that’s why his girlfriend hates him

by Ana1999 June 14, 2024


boyfriend dump

When a girl is flirting with a guy, then he finds out she has a boyfriend.

1. "I met a hot girl at a party, but she boyfriend dumped me."

2. *flirting* "Sorry, my boyfriend is here to pick me up."

For more examples, it's basically the opposite of girlfriend dump

by OliverDaBoss November 22, 2013


National kill your bestfriends boyfriend day

January 28th

Bestfriend: I’m gonna be with my boyfriend today!
Me: 😈 it’s national kill your bestfriends boyfriend day

by Sir paska January 28, 2023


expose your boyfriend day

Expose your boyfriend day on October 18

Toxic or not expose embarrassing stories and pictures or expose his true colors

Hey bebe get ready for October 18th. Your getting exposed on expose your boyfriend day

by Starlighttofunny October 5, 2021


Best Boyfriend

Jacob Dickinson, the most caring, sweet, and cute guy you will ever meet.

Girl 1- what's wrong??
Girl 2- Jacob just melted my heart he's the best boyfriend ever

by Incert name here October 9, 2020