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new jersey tornado

Slapping a girl with your dick until unconscious

I gave a girl and New Jersey tornado and left her in an alley.

by Gsamm October 15, 2013


Jersey

Someone's name and phone number often used in flirtatious situations.

I was really feeling that girl from last night so you know I had to get her Jersey

I know we just met but I'm really enjoying your company. You should give me your Jersey, I'll call you tomorrow, and maybe we could go out sometime?

by Dzmusic September 8, 2014


jersey

a stupid dumb ginger bitch who SHOULD DIE!!

me: i fucking hate jersey!!
other person: wtf is wrong with you twink?

by gage1 April 24, 2023


Jersey

A girl who is rather smart and nice, but can also be wild and lit. A person who has the name "Jersey" can think that she is ugly, when in truth everyone thinks she is beautiful.

Random boy: "Damn, that girl is wild!"
Random boy's friend: "Man, That's because her name is Jersey."

by Tardisofatimelord August 12, 2017


Jersey

A girl who loves summer, she only needs a pretty setting and some wind in her hair to blow you away. Jersey's are the down-right best lovers you will ever find. She will cuddle you, kiss you, and always support you. She will NEVER cheat, she is very loyal. It is rare to come across a Jersey, so if you do, keep her and never let her go, you can't get anyone better.(You are extra lucky to get her if your name starts with a J or an E)

Lucas:"Hey... I just broke up with Jersey..."
Jonny:"DID YOU SAY JERSEY!"
Lucas:"Yeah..."
Jonny:"WHERE IS SHE , IM GONNA MARRY HER!"

by Urban Kween February 25, 2019


Jersey

He is so fucking fine. He is sweet, kind, nice, and sometimes crazy. He's the one that gets the hoes wit the FAT ASS. You dont wanna see the other side of him! He's a menace and he goes CRAZY on the other side!

DAMN, jersey gonna be famous one day. He's gonna get all the chicks

by Snowy too icy December 12, 2019


Jersey

SHES VERY VERY INCEST. She’s a great friend and my best friend and only mine. OKAy yeah.
She’s an alpaca and I love her. She has blue eyes and blonde hair. She’s so pretty and HOTTT🥵

Jersey: I have something to tell you
Olivia: What?
Jersey: I’m secretly in love with Caleb

by bigdaddycamel May 1, 2019