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Lord Liam is the most Amazing man to ever live on planet earth!
Lord farquhard is a fat sweaty person who will do a blow job for some sweets
Jenny's auntie is a lord farquhard
That one guy called "Andrew" who owns a plot of land in the U.K. If you do not call him by his official name (Lord Andrew of England), he will power trip, and you will see how terrifying his massive ego is. He also owns a taser, so don't mess with him. If you happen to go to his land, well, you'll have to see the horrible war crimes that will be committed.
Person 1. Oh him? You'd rather want to talk to the quiet kid than Lord Andrew of England
Person 2. "Lord Andrew of England"? How old is this kid, 5?!
Person 3. OMG IS THAT LORD ANDREW OF ENGLAND???!!!!
Someone who excels in the art of jizzing.
Jimmy: Did you see the new Kid!
Paul: Yeah apparently he's the new spaff lord.
ALL HAIL LORD BINGUS
ALL HAIL LORD BINGUS
The Redneck God of everything. He has infinite knowledge. He can fix any problem using beer cans and other various household items. He invented science. And he sees the evil in today's government.
Lord Jimbo knows all, and we shall pray.
Adorable and cute. Like a kitten. Tends to fall up stairs, trip on air and walk into doorways.
British Man: Oh, he is such a lord moonray.
English Man: He is indeed. Now let us sip on our tea and eat our scones.
British Man: Yes, let us indeed while we chortle at the misfortune of others.