A person who was taken advantage of by a Narcissistic bitch
Got my dock installed. Ready for summer! HUGE thanks to best mountain husband!
A group of varsity football players in 2020 from Rocky Mountain high school, in Fort Collins Colorado all tag teamed a trans band kid in the fossil locker rooms.
Yo did you hear about the Rocky Mountain Massacre!
A town that is a complete shit hole. Usually made of poor trailer trash shitty fucks. The people of a mountain brooke often claim to be from the Promised Land.
Shithead: "I'm from the promised land!"
normal person: "probably a mountain brooke town"
A threesome with two guys and a girl, where one guy is hitting it from behind, and the other guy is getting a blow job. The guys are erotically exfixiatating each other to reach optimal climax.
When considering possible options to liven up my Friday night, I soon found myself in the mists of a Rocky mountain bow tie with Jess and Bobby. Needless to say I've never reach a climax again unless I know it's a black tie affair.
The Act of caressing a Man's thigh while moving into position for Anal sex on a Bike that costs $2000 or more.
Patrick sure is into Mountain Biking, I bet his ass is sore after all of the anal.
A mixture of the Mountain Dew Code Red soda and Mountain Dew Voltage soda that creates a purple color and looks very similar to lean but without drugs mixed in.
Max-"Yo are you drinking lean bro?"
Joey-"Nah man it's Mountain Lean it's just soda and it's pretty refreshing."