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A lesbian; the "opposite" of an ass pirate. Though "lass pirate" may work, also.
My girlfriend and I are proud clit-ninjas.
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To put red Swedish fish in a woman's vagina while on her period so it makes earning one's red wings a much more pleasant and exciting experience.
Todd went Ninja Fishing on me last night and couldn't get enough of it....now he wishes I got my period more often.
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A person(usually a teenager) who rarely sees the light of day and spends his time playing videogames ranging from: Modern Warfare 2 to World of Warcraft.
Me: Dude, I was enjoying a casual game of Modern Warfare 2 when this 10th Prestige dropped into my game and fucked everyone up.
Friend: What a fuckin Basement Ninja.
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Ninja energy flows through all living beings. Few people can master ninja energy, but when they do, it can be used to perform all manner of tasks. This can range from simple tasks such as cleaning windows, to more important tasks such as playing Guitar Hero
Alex: *sees Vikki* Fuck, I want to touch her boobies.
Matt: No way man, she'll go nuts if you do.
Alex: Not if I use my ninja energy to turn invisible. *turns invisible*
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The ultimate level of Ninjitsu, even higher so than the mighty Ninjalo. These crazy motherfuckers possess the maddest skills, and can kill anyone they want, but cannot be killed
My name is Ninjalo. I am a Ninjalo. I have been training in Ninjitsu for over 200 years, it will take me another 543 to become a ninja master
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A cock that is lean and strong, able to move from position to position with incredible sensual speed. The ninja cock is secretly wanted by all females and unlocks secret, unknown depths of pleasure when used properly.
When offered the ninja cock, Sara's eyes opened and her blouse somehow dropped three buttons...
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Someone claiming to be a Ninja who clearly has no ninja-like qualities, is well versed in deepthroating and has mad rookie status. Generally also extrodinary cockblockers
Daz is a hell fag ninja. He's the leader of FNC (Fag Ninja Clan)
Daz is a hell fag ninja. He's the leader of FNC (Fag Ninja Clan)
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