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A penis that measures at 30cm or more, the average size of a ruler.
1. She say that I got a ruler dick
2. Man I got a ruler dickz
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To be so depressed that one's penis cannot become properly erect.
Surprise, Jordan has mopy dick today.
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When one's penis is not at full erection and it bends in half when insertion is attempted during a sexual encounter, like a train wreck. Usually the result of nervousness, over intoxication, lack of viagra, or other reasons unknown.
Yo bro, Last night, after drinking 12 pabst blues at your double wide, I amtrak dicked off that chicks labia 4 times before she finally called me out. She all like piece out, don't forget your shoes.
Dude, I had Amtrak Dick so bad last night, there were no survivors.
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Bad dick game
Totally not strong
Nicole: I finally slept with Connor
Chloe: how was it?
Nicole: totally Wack dick he sucked in the sack
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1. A guy that jacks off way to much.
Dude were you jacking off again, we're out of lotion again...you're such a Wrench Dick.
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When someone brags about their dick you stand up and shout dicks on table you both unzip your pants and whoever is the biggest wins.
He said he had a big dick so i said dicks on table and won
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Similar to a tight wadd who is cheap and greedy, a "dick wadd" is someone who is so much of a dick that they are a cluster fuck or wadd of dicks. This insult is usually reserved for special occasions of full sentence obscenities where you start to run out of names to call the person.
You fucking ass mongering worthless monkey fucking dick wadd!
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