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When your cat or dog attempts to dislodge a dingleberry by dragging their starfish butthole across the floor.
Hey man, what's your cat doing to the floor?
He took a soft shit so the little asshole has to streak a turd.
Anything holding back the progress of a free and loving human race
We can't have nice things like intergalactic space travel because there have been to many pterodactyl turds holding the human race back throughout history such as most religions and everyone who tries to rule over others
A pooper scooper. Device to pick up excrement from the ground.
It took the little girl hours to pick up all the dog poop on the yard with her turd tongs.
A Prize Turd you've got to tell the first person you see about it's structural integrity
Son: Mum! Mum! Feast your eyes on my Glitter Turd. It's like an Airbus just crash landed into our porcelain throne!
Mum: Son, you don't need to keep telling me about your.... oh dear lord. That's a work of art. Derek. Get here quick. Look at our sons potential Prize Turner award!!!
A girls' very shapely backside. Made very visible by the tight clothing.
Wow, look at the "Turd Hurdler" on that chick!!
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To give anal and not clean up afterwards.
Turd burglar is to give anal and not cleaning up after,taking a womans poo home with you. Can be used in combination with the Dirty Sanchez.
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One who excavates fecal matter.
Ryan's mom is a turd miner
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