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A pooper scooper. Device to pick up excrement from the ground.
It took the little girl hours to pick up all the dog poop on the yard with her turd tongs.
The act of sharting in the toilet and then wiping and thinking you're done when you have to shit again before flushing. Hence you wipe, shit, repeat until a satisfying bowl of layered turd and paper has created a masterpiece of turd lasagna. Usually done in a public restroom and followed up by a Snapchat or selfie👍
The Hernandez family had a quinceanera and everybody ate their enchiladas. Not a single soul made it three blocks before stopping at gas station and blowing out a bowl of turd lasagna!
A recording of an individual evacuating their bowels, sent to someone else
Jibs sent Old Roy turd notes everyday for a week, some were exceptionally sloppy
The feeling you get then you realize that you need to poop.
That taco I ate just hit my Turd Nerve
One who excavates fecal matter.
Ryan's mom is a turd miner
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A girls' very shapely backside. Made very visible by the tight clothing.
Wow, look at the "Turd Hurdler" on that chick!!
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To give anal and not clean up afterwards.
Turd burglar is to give anal and not cleaning up after,taking a womans poo home with you. Can be used in combination with the Dirty Sanchez.
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