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to masterbate
why don't you go burp your turtle and leave me alone
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Appeared in a 70's issue of National Lampoon describing a sex act involving a train situation - synonymous with "airtight" - one weenie in each of a woman's three orifices - oral, genital, and anal.
Jessica tried the French Kayak with the baseball team, but it was not as fulfilling as the Three-eyed Turtle.
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When a males scrotum is hard like a turtle's shell.
Man, these tighty whities gave me a turtle-back sack.
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A euphemism for the male genitalia. Two cats (furry balls) and a turtle (the penis which retracts when it's cold).
Would you like to come to my house and sit on my couch and drink some wine? I have two cats and a turtle wink wink.
An un-circumsized penis
My penis looks like a bishop in a turtle neck.
A common nickname used for members of groups of mentally unstable Highschool students. (Bobby the sexy turtle is a name that means u be awesome. )They like to hide in Wallmarts and hate batteries. Exetremely smart (smarter than u anyways) And also exetremely dumb and delusional. SEXY TURTLE BOBS ARE A CRAZE SWEEPING THE MAYBE 10 PEOPLE WHO INVENTED IT. Enjoy. You are a sexy turtle, bye bobby.
Random lame guy- Who is that?
Random strange guy- That's Bobby the sexy turtle.
Bobby- YEAAA im awesomer than you guys because i am sexy and appreciate the fragile turtles.
To defecate.
I'm going to be late, got to punt out a turtle.