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the face off challenges best lyrics
Person 1: IT'S ABOUT DRIVE IT'S ABOUT POWER WE STAY HUNGRY WE DEVOUR PUT IN THE WORK PUT IN THE HOURS AND TAKE WHATS OURS
Person 2: OH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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A phrase added at the end of a meaningless story that has no true end. Often used on the fly when telling a story and the listeners start to loose interest.
It does not make the story more interesting or worthwhile, just provides a suitable ending point...
I was running yesterday and I saw this dog in the park and he had this really big head. Then I stoped at Quicky Mart and has a giant coke. I saw Bob and he told me about the concert next weekend so we went and got tickets. Later that girl from the gym called to tell me i left my watch at the counter, so I ran by and picked it up... and then we went to the book store and bought some books...
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Shit that happens more than once in your pants
Ah shit, here we go again as the shit rolls down your pants again
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When you're so incredibly bored that qwertyuiop, asdfghjkl, zxcvbnm, and 1234567890 isn't taken the time you need.
bored type =12-30495867q\weprtoyiua's;dlkdfjhgz/.x,cvmbn.
In creationism people believe that everything came in this Earth the way they are now, this claim has no scientific proof for it's self. Creationists like to think up weird examples to make their false belief, like "your cereal box will never randomly come out one day and put it's self in your bowl, and the milk won't either, even in millions of years." The question today is "If we came from monkeys, then why are there still monkeys?" this makes no sense, first off, we came from neither monkeys nor apes, we are just more related to modern day apes than monkeys, we split from the classic modern day apes about 7MYA or 7 million years ago. Second, all of them are dead, like the dinosaurs, mammoths and other life, everything goes extinct, they did to, and we may also, so don't ever say this in a sentence, and remember, we came from extinct ape ancestors.
Creationist: "If wE cAmE FRom mOnKeYs, tHen whY aRe TheRE StILl MoNKeyS?"
People who believe in the truth: "that makes no fucking sense."
Ismael Cruz Cordova’s most inspirational quote. Apparently his mum called him.
John Cena: Your time is not up. Your time is now.
Ismael: I secondw see ew see www we see e de w see a see see ew wa we seesee we saw sat azaaa
What the nine year old say when t series is coming close
Pewdiepie and T Series are
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9 year old: WE CAN WIN 🚨LETS GO PEWDIEPIE 🚨WE CAN WIN 🚨LETS GO PEWDIEPIE 🚨WE CAN WIN 🚨LETS GO PEWDIEPIE 🚨WE CAN WIN 🚨LETS GO PEWDIEPIE 🚨WE CAN WIN 🚨LETS GO PEWDIEPIE 🚨WE CAN WIN 🚨LETS GO PEWDIEPIE 🚨 copy this
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