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When you fart under the sheets, lift and drop your legs thus pushing the fart up from under the blankets between you and your partner in bed.
Last night I was gassy and Rachel was prepared for a Dutch Over so I hot her with the Mississippi Breeze Way instead.
A phrase people use to discredit someone who has worked hard to make it easy for the newer ones to walk through the path without any obstacles. It's mostly said to deny someone's privilege
person one: BTS PAVED THE WAY. They made it easier for the everyone who debuted after them to make into the outside world without any obstacles.
person two: no, MY faves PAVED THEIR OWN WAY
If you’re not sucking by halfway then your walking or swimming back to where we came from.
Girl: Can I have a ride home
Guy: sure no problem but you know the half-way rule?
Girl: What’s the rule?
Guy: If your not sucking by halfway your walking
Girl: I’ll follow the rules
*halfway into ride*
Guy: So you going to follow the rules
Girl: No I have a boyfriend
*pulls over and opens her door*
Guy: Get the fuck out and walk the rest of the way bitch!
person1: This time I'ma let it all come out
This time I'ma stand up and shout
I'ma do things my way, it's my way
My way or the highway
person2: limp bizkit SUCKS!
person1: fuck off
Bad ass bitch with a thiq volomptuous dumptruck of an ass.
Hi Chong Wai Ming!
Something that sounds really cool but is secretly dirt
Alex: WOW! That game was a Minecraft; the way home!
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