bird-raped

1. Third rate, below average, not pleasant
2. Declining in quality

Lindsey Lohan is really bird-raped as of late.

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turd of a bird

similar to turd muffin; a joking name to call someone.

Jamie: Oh! I just beat you in Rapture!
Dhara: You turd of a bird-not again...

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bite that bird

to suck a dick.

John: Ay Jessica, Will want's me to tell you to bite that bird.


Jessica: Tell Will i said i will bite that bird after school.


John: Okay I will.

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Bird Job

A bird Job is when you cum into someones mouth, they swallow it and then regurgitate the semen back up. Then the person who came licks the vomited cum out of the others mouth. The same way as a bird feeds its babies.

Dude! you like bird job's? That makes you a manrantula!

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humming bird

An adjective to describe someone's happiness.

James was so humming bird after he got his new car.

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Bird Doggin'

Like sand baggin but worse. When you unknowingly sand bag a person.

Bro, You've been Bird Doggin' me all night with these pans!

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Dead Bird

The act of seeing something, thinking it's a dead bird, then realizing it is really dog shit and you have made a fool of yourself.

Molly: Oh my god! Is that a dead bird???
Mac: Where?
Molly: Right th- oh wait, it's poop.
Mac: Way to pull a Dead Bird, you fool.

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