The answer to anything someone asks you; the best comeback
Them: How are you?
You: Your mom
Them: ;-;
that one friend who kept saying "your mom" every single fucking time an argument starts...
Me: yo give back my loot back!!!
That friend: I'll give it to your MOM!
Me: *disconnects* RazerRed666 left the game
Something I fuck often
BLM 😩
(Bang local moms)
Jimmy: I was pulling out the drive way right-
Preston: I was pulling out of your MOM last night.
The biggest thing in the universe
Scientists have not yet fully understood the true size of your mom.
Something you say to a question you don't feel like explaining.
Clueless person: "What's that?"
You: "your mom's ape"
we did some crazy stuff in there
when your mom was at my house she was screaming more than you and her combined when she was giving birth.