The sexiest ginger to ever exist, you’ll bust a fat fucking nut just by looking at him. And the amount of money that man has is unreal..and the amount of stamina that man has in sex..
“Oh my god I had the best sex of my life with childe last night, he’s so fucking kinky. I’m orgasaming just by thinking about it..”
“Really? I heard he has so much stamina in sex it’s unreal”
“We went 9 rounds, I don’t know I’m even walking right now. I may be pregnant”
“You’re gonna be a single mom lol”
A grownup acting like a literal child; childish, immature, and sensitive
“Wow they’re acting like a literal Childe!”
“Don’t act like a Childe! That would be terrible!”
the sexiest Fatui harbinger and the hottest ginger to ever walk this earth and a character I will pull. When you see him in all his blue-eyed majestic glory you will faint because even though he has a hydro vision he is very hot.
your friend: yo is that childe over there?
you: c-childe!~ *comes*
Childe is Ed sheeran’s cousin if you look into Childe’s eyes close enough you can see he’s inlove with the shape of you 😱💕 (I love childe 😭)
“Have you heard of Ed sheeran’s cousin??’
“Who?”
“CHILDE YOU DUMB SQUID”
Dumb ass russain with his little brother named Teucer which we had to baby sit cause Childe is too lazy to do it himself
1. Childe you dumb idiot
2.Stupid Ginger
3. idiot tartagles
a friend who wants you to adopt them but your not sure if you're going to be their friend or child, or maybe both, call them your friend child.
girl: my friend Lila wanted me to adopt her so I did but I don't know if she's my friend or child?
boy: call her your friend child lmao