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Beer wizardry actually consists of duct taping your 1st empty beer can to the bottom of your 2nd beer. Full beer on top. Repeat. Enjoy.
I can see by your Canadian beer wizard staff you just got to the party. ***Had to add Canadian to get it submitted.***
cumming on the chest and motorboating them, effectively making motor oil
A : I gave your mom the canadian tractor last night
B : Honestly dude, you know I'm adopted
A hillbilly boy with a love for apples
Oh hey it's a Canadian apple picker
Taking a break midway through sexual intercourse, in order to go eat poutine, and resuming
My girlfriend & I took a Canadian intermission last night. There's a new restaurant that's opened nearby, and their poutine is heavenly.
When a vagina gets looser as you caugh into it constantly
She wanted oral, but I had a cold so I gave her a Canadian hacksaw
PG version of Eskimo brothers: When your bro rubs one out to a picture of the girl you’re banging.
I was beating off to a pic of a hot chick I found.
Dude, that’s my girl!
Guess that makes us Canadian brothers
In the event of an eighth overtime, each team fields 15 players on the rink, and the puck is replaced with a loaded gun. First team to score a headshot is the winner
Hey Garry, you wanna get the boys around and play Canadian roulette?