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a man who has no stamina in the bedroom who comes too quickly during sex, resulting in a loss of pleasure for their partner(s).
Damn, after getting humped by that two minute brother, I need a ride on my dildo to get my cum on.
Slang for Masturbating.
Last night I was playing mario brothers.
A term that is worse than your granny a tranny and your sister a mister. It pertains to a man who doesn't have male parts
Tim: ur mom gay
John: ur granny a tranny
Tim: your brother a mother
John (slowly dies inside).
man with a great body but fugly face, making a paper bag over the head necessary for sex. Male equivalent of butterface.
Her boyfriend is nice enough, but he's a paper bag brother all the way.
A phrase not to be used too often. Once this is said, the world enters a vicious downfall. The most devestating thing anyone could say.
Dan: ur mother a brother
Phill: *spontaneously combusts and the whole world implodes*
playing supersmash bros and taking a shot every loss of life. Super SMASHED bros
praneezy F baby was so smashed playin super smashed brothers he couldnt stand
OBS is when your guy-friend is wayyy too much like an older brother...overprotective, and hates anyone who touches you..or talks to you..or looks at you the wrong way. Sometimes as annoying as a sib, but you love them anyway:)
Guy: Hey gurl, wanna go out this weekend?
Girl: SURE!
Girls Best Guy-friend: Who is he? What does he want? Why is he talking to you?
Girl: Dude, chill it with the OBS (older brother syndrome)