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A putrid fart that is so dense in brown gaseous matter that it follows you around the room. It cannot be shaken off. Not to be confused with a fart disciple.
Timothy farted and tried to move to the other side of the hall to avoid the embarrassment but he had expunged a disciple fart which followed hime wherever he went.
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When one sitting on a hard surface farts and it preceeds to build up inbetween the cheeks before release, thus giving the feeling of lift.
What was that?
I totally just thrust farted.
What was ur altitude?
About 2 inches man..I shoudnt have ate that mexican food.
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The noxious gasses that originate from someones posterior when they consume Korean spicy pickled cabbage. Also known as Kimchi.
A recipe for disaster. Cabbage, spiciness and a wide range of bacteria that have been fermenting for months.
Sakiko's been on the Kimchi again. Just make sure you don't go in the toilet right after her, those kimchi farts will kill you.
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Smart fella by day
Fart smella by night
You’re always fart smellaing me bro
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An unborn fart; gas in the intestinal tract working its way toward anal birth
"What was that rumbling noise?" asked Wes.
"It's Tom's fetal farts. We should clear the room before he gives birth," exclaimed Craig.
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Technical term for loud the loud air compression sounds buses make when kneeling or opening/closing doors.
I have to put my phone down when I get onboard the bus because the bus fart is too loud to hear anything.
While boarding bus: "Sorry, hang on a second, I'm not going to be able to hear you over the sound of the bus fart."
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The wind a bus makes 10 foot after the bus passes a predestrian!
Jack and Jill are walking home, a city bus passes them and then the bus's slipstream wind hits them and Jill turns to Jack ans says "did you feel the bus-fart" to which Jack says "yes I did"
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