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Once thanksgiving is over and triptophan has caused your significant other to fall asleep, it is when a gentleman, or gentlelady equipped with a strap-on, offers them a turkey leg while half asleep. When their mouth opens to accept the turkey, the gentleman it lady slips their erect penis or strap-on into their mouth.
"She was passed out post thanksgiving and asked for the Ghost turkey, so I gave her the full ghost turkey."
The action of pedalling on an Electric Bike on the UK highway but not generating any motion because the Bike is illegal and not as per EAPC requirements of:
1) must have a maximum power output of 250 watts so is 350 watts or more for example
2) should not be able to propel the bike when it’s travelling more than 15.5mph but can
So people and Police without a LIDAR think that your pedalling is propelling the Bike and not the illegal motor.
I love Ghost Riding past the Police as they don't have a clue!
when someone posts something on your Facebook wall and exercises their ability to remove it before you read it. the catch or "sighting"... if you will, is when the post appears in your notifications providing footage of some sort of parasocial activity.
me: hey Post Ghost what was too embarrassing to leave on my wall? or did you just want to let your presence be known?lol
msg sent 02/09/2012
post ghost: haha really? when was that? whats new?
msg sent 10/04/2014
When a girl has a one night stand in a high gravity craft beer induced haze with a beer snob hipster, but when she wakes he's no where to be found.
Lindsey woke up the morning after the bottle share hunger over, sore, and by herself; the ghost hammer strikes again.
What you would call a person who opens a door from the other side while you simultaneously try to push your side of the door; causing a startling reaction for both parties.
I got so Ghost Chauffeured on the way into the bathroom today, scared the shit outa' me!
Ghost BC is a Swedish rock/metal band formed in 2009 by Ghosts frontman Tobias forge, they wore a Grammy is 2016 for “best metal performance”!
Someone: who is this ghost band?
Me: the ghost band is a satanic based band!
In some manufacturing operations, rogue factory employees come back at night after leaving work and run the same production line again in a “ghost shift”, producing perfect “counterfeits” they sell themselves.
This SD card might have been produced in a ghost shift