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suck my dick. usually bellowed by a drunken football player while swinging from a rope swing at the swimming hole.
"suck me doogan", david bellowed.
everyone else laughs, then drinks more beer.
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A witty yet useful alternative to "Suck My Dick" when you are at work or around children.
This is the best cake you could find for my kid's birthday??
Suck my Richard.
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You still haven't started the report? it was due like yesterday!
Go eat a Richard.
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Something that is worse than what is usual for something that "sucks."
This movie sucks donkey dick.
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Getting so blackout wasted that even a person who's not normally racist will start cursing god damn niggers.
Johnny put on quite the performance last night.
Yeah, he got niggers suck drunk
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To be smoking methamphetamine or crack cocaine from a rose tube, which is phallic in shape. Usually said when someone suggests or says something so dumb, that it's on par with what you'd expect a crackhead to say.
Stranger: heyy, would you be interested in investing in my multi-level marketing product for essential oils?
Wiseass: you must be sucking the glass dick if you think I'd fall for that shit!
I'm bad at everything.
Them: "You're late!"
You: "I'm sorry... I suck at life."
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A phrase used by Caribbean people mainly Jamaicans, that means to perform oral sex on your mother; this phrase is used when you violate/disrespect someone
“Guh suck yuh mada dutty bwoy !”
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