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A time in the morning before going to work when one is pooping while debating on Twitter, Facebook, or some other social media. It may also include watching videos or playing games on your cell phone.
Similar to "Twitter Shit."
1) The president enjoyed executive time so much that he often didn't make it to work until 11:00 AM.
2) My boss yelled at me for being late to work. I replied to his complaints, "I have to get executive time in or the day will just be a waste."
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being 6 hours to a week late on something
person 1: i thought he said 4pm
person 2: no he said 4pm spanish time
person 3: dood thats like 3 days from now with him
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When bros. are going to some event, chances are they are running behind. This is called lambda time. In most cases, the bros can arrive anywhere from 15 minutes to an hour of when the actual thing started.
noun.
"What time is the meeting at?"
"It starts at 9."
"Oh shit, it's 9:10."
"We're running on Lambda time."
"Oh alright, so we got plenty of time to get there."
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Two hours later than actual present here-and-now time.
"He still isn't here, I thought we said 2 o'clock?"
"I'm sure he's OK,Chicano time."
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Any time after the creation of Spongebob SquarePants.
David: Hey, don't you remember how awesome Rocket Power was?
Patrick: Rocket Power?? That isn't even important because it was before Modern Times.
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The extra time found on a parking meter before a person enters his/her quarters.
"Dude I didn't even have get out my quarters, there was 30 minutes left on the meter. Bonus time Fuck yeah!!!"
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general term referring to doing something that pleases oneself that can mean one of the following:
(1) the act of ingesting alcoholic beverages; (2) sexual intercourse with someone of the opposite sex; (3) the act of making out with someone of the opposite sex; (4) or the act of masturbation
All's I wanted was some fun time and you are ruining fun time.
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