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When you excrete a higher than normal amount of feces due to eating rich and huge portions of food like that of a king could afford.
Me: Ohh, I ate 5 course meals in one sitting last night, I filled up my porcelain chair this morning!
Friend: Damn, you must've shit like a king!
Me: Yea now my toilet doesn't work.
greeley smells like a combinition of feed lot and cow shit,when you live in the Denver/Boulder area when it smells like greeley it's a sign of an impending snow
I didn't believe the weatherman when he said it was gonna snow, but now it smells like greeley
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When you get hurt so bad that the pain is equal to someone fucking your mother, usually used in past tense.
Guy 1:I got hit by a truck and broke my legs and right arm when I was young
Guy 2: Dam, that must have hurt like a motherfucker
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(adjective) Whenever a person makes an obviously unwise business decision that will undoubtedly bring harm to them in the immediate or not too distant future.
Robert's fucking out there, the fucking piece of shit is bent like Trent and ripping everyone off he can, slinging that fake H that's already put a few cats down for the count. He's gonna end up deep-sixxed sooner rather than later, and that's probably for the best.
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A phrase used to describe a situation in which a person gives something away to a friend, only to forcibly take it back by any means necessary a short while later.
Named after Jay Leno, who convinced NBC to "buy out" Conan O'brien, who took over hosting "The Tonight Show" after Leno "quit," so that Leno could have his old job back.
Jim - "Dude, remember that computer I gave you?"
Bob - "Yea, works great. Thanks!"
Jim - "Right...well, the new computer I got broke down. I'm taking my old one back"
Bob - "That's messed up, fool. All you did was lend it like Leno!"
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Where a driver is merging onto the highway going 20 miles per hour
because the driver of the SUV was Drivin like a Minnesotan he caused an accident
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to have a penis that is very short and very thick.
Dave has a penis that is only 1 inch long, yet it is 9 inches wide. His friends laugh and say, "Oh that Dave! He is hung like a discus". They also call him a 'fagatron'.
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