April 18

Literally the baddest bitches in the world like they do no give one fuck about anything they just enjoy the life.

Person: is your birthday April 18th?
Me:yes, why?
Person: no wonder ur so bad and hot

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april 20

national boring school day. On April 20th you can sleep, not do work or/and talk to your friends all day.

did you hear what today is?
umm April 20th?
yes that means we can do nothing in school!

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April 18th

It’s Nina’s birthday dumbasses

“ OmG it’s April 18th HAPPY BIRTHDAY NiNa”

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april 23

national castration day. a day where any female can castrate a male before april 24 also know as national rape day

i need to handle that dude who raped that girl on april 23rd before april 24

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April 24th

National rape day is fucking DISGUSTING AND ISNT REAL!! BURN IN HELL IF YOU DO THAT!! PLEASE BE SAFE!!!

Person: "SPREAD THE WORD ABOUT NATIONAL RAPE DAY ITS NOT A JOKE PLEASE BE SAFE AND DONT GO OUT!!!! APRIL 24TH IS NOT A JOKE PLEASE BE SAFE!!! PEOPLE ARE DISGUSTING!!"

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April 24th

April 24th, A.K.A. “international rape day”.
some chronically online people made it up

honestly gross

person 1: “RAAHHHH ITS APRIL 24TH LETS GOOO”
person 2: “whats that?”
person 1: “international rape day”
person 2: “who tf even are u and why is that a thing?” *shoots with very real shot gun* “RAAAHHHHHH”

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April 22

april 22nd is tell one of your friends to come over then when they do you have to kiss them

person 1: hey wanna come over today/tonight
person 2: sure

person 2 arrives

person 1: ok lets go to my bed
person 2: mk
person 1: starts kissing person 2
person 2 kisses back
its april 22nd❤️🥵

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