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Bacon you put on your partners nipples to help them orgasm
would you like some sexy bacon my dear?
Carnivorous equivalent of cream of the crop.
"Did you hear Jeff won $100 on a lotto?"
"Yea man lucky pick, he bought the porky bacon."
When your girlfriend eats a Western Bacon Cheeseburger, then during sex you mount her while she's taking a shit
"I just pulled a Western Bacon Cheeseburger on my girlfriend"
"Nasty"
the number of fat people you’ve fucked
what’s your bacon count?
well, sarah was 340lbs so I’m at 3 now.
A party with mostly females attending.
I went to this party last weekend and there were only women. It was a total bacon-fest.
The usual turning something into an anime girl now done with BACON
Jon : I like Bacon
Joe (who looks anime girls) : I just a great idea, BACON-CHAN
A remarkably salty piece of thick sliced ham, that in no way, shape or form is bacon. It does, however taste pretty similar.
Person 1: I'm going to have some Canadian Bacon.
Person 2: Why? Why not actual bacon?