bacon lovesock

A love sock, a sock used for masturbation, lined with bacon to replicate the feeling of anal sex.

Joe, "When a love sock just isn't cutting it, bacon always makes it better. "
Bob, "a bacon lovesock is the best dude!! "

making the bacon

The utimate phrase of complete comtrol over another person or thing.Also could mean pwning or working another person.

Dave was "making the bacon" today when he beat down 4 fags. Joe "made the bacon" when he scored 3 touchdown. Ian made the bacon when pounded the shit out of rachel in the bed. Jesse made some bacon when hitting jon with a laptop.

take a nigga bacon we goin live

take a nigga bacon we goin live

"take a nigga bacon we goin live"

KFC WAFFLE BACON CHINA MAN EATS BOOPY

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KFC WAFFLE BACON CHINA MAN EATS BOOPY is great

bacon bit

very small tits

____has bacon bits

Bacon Bit

the small pieces of crispy eye goo that you must harvest from the lacrimal caruncle every morning for breakfast

im really into morning sex, but lemme grab your bacon bit first

Bacon bits

Off my tits

So I was in a club on E ans I was totally off my bacon bits