Usually a nickname for a large breakfast containing bacon. Often found in 90% of American homes and 100% of homes on the Cook Islands.
"hey, what the fuck are you eating?"
"it's a breakfast bacon almighty, that's what!"
the number of fat people you’ve fucked
what’s your bacon count?
well, sarah was 340lbs so I’m at 3 now.
When you pull her trousers down and the flap hang either side of the knickers this is bacon flaps
getting splattered by bacon grease while frying bacon
Liz: "Matt, you have burns on your hand!"
Matt: "Yea, I love bacon kisses!"
An undcover cop that's out to get white people that are out buying $30 a G.
Hey man some invisible bacon confiscated my weed. It's okay though, it was my dad's money.
Gotta get the bacon of the sea up on my plate, my mouth waters for that sweet salty eel goodness.
Guy/Girl/hermaphrodite: Do you want to get some food?
You: Put on my Bacon.
*During Sex OH GOD PUT ON MY BACON!